You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...

  • You've ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
  • Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
  • You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
  • At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
  • You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
  • You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
  • You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
  • The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
  • Wookies are offended by your B.O.
  • You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
  • You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
  • Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the darkside...it'll be a hoot."
  • You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
  • You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
  • You think Han Solo would look better in flannel cause he looks like a little sissy in that vest.
  • You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
  • You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
  • Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
  • You ever fell in love with your sister.
  • You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
  • You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
  • You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.
  • You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.
  • In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow "just ain't right."
  • If the man you're looking for is named Billy-Bob Kenobi
  • If you ever used C-3PO or R2D2 to jumpstart your X-Wing.
  • If you ever tied deer to your landspeeder.
  • Whenever you blow up a Death Star, you can't help but say "Yeeee Haaawww!"
  • Your visit to Dagobah was just an excuse to get in some good fishin' and wear your waders.
  • You have a John Deere flight helmet. Or a Caterpillar one. Or both.
  • You understand how being in zero-g can ruin a good chaw. (Spitting's a lot less fun, for one thing)
  • When your father cuts off your arm with a light saber, the first thought that runs through your head is "Dang! How'm I gonna use my shotgun *now*?"
  • You've actually said "Han... I *love* you, man!" in an attempt to get his beer.
  • You think the Empire's just a bunch of Commie Fay-gits, and we oughta just blow 'em all up and the Force sort 'em out.
  • You're a member of the NLA (National Lightsaber Association.) and have a rack on the back of your landspeeder and/or x-wing fighter and/or Banta.
  • You can moon your buddies without crashing your X-wing.
  • Before R2D2 can get into your x-wing, you've gotta clear the empty beer cans out of the back.
  • Not only do you know what an Ewok tastes like, but you know how to skin one, and can recognize their "spoor".